Looking back over the posting of the last two weeks it seems to me there's been a bit of seriousness going on here at AFDH. Time for some humor! Let's have some Groucho Marx humor which is more at a brilliant play on words than comic humor.
My all time favorite is "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." And then of course "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others." And "There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook." And his most famous quote "I sent the club a wire stating, Please accept my resignation. I don't want to be a member of any club that will accept me as a member."